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Text Breakup - What You Need to Know About Surviving a Text Breakup

What happens when that technology is used for a breakup? Text breakups are becoming more and more common. They're an easy way out. In fact, they kind of communicate WIMP about whoever uses them. I'm absolutely convinced the people that use text to break up know that it's wimpy. Yet they do it anyway.